Are you suggesting Keeper isn't cute already?

One day, a goblin on Lorwyn grew bored of the endless hunt for sensation. An oddity among all other goblins, his craving transcended the merely physical. He went on a journey into the fae lands to ask Oona for a favor -- the ability to experience the world as it truly was. And drawing on the power of the Aurora, Oona granted it.

So the goblin learned everything. He learned about the worlds beyond, and the world beyond, and he laughed and laughed at his foolishness. He became a mad wanderer, experiencing our world vicariously through the two-inch-by-three-inch windows that no one else could see. And he managed to influence our world, just a tiny bit, by influencing the Wizards digital team and causing the quality of their forums to decline.

So when miss_bun organized a mass exodus to a new forum, who voted for the name No Goblins Allowed? Only one thing is certain. Somewhere, someplace, we have all made an old goblin very, very happy.

I mean, AF&S already has the perfect planeswalker representative with Tamiyo. Those Spikes can have Jace