I don't even want to get caught up in Mown's specific example or engage in hairsplitting about how universities should treat their stundents (although I will say that being treated like an adult - and being expected to behave like one - was a thing that I really appreciated during my time at university). But "Is this kindergarten?" is a question I find myself asking a lot these days when it comes to Magic. I stand by my opinion that Strixhaven feels like a parody set that they somehow forgot to put in a silver border.
What I don't get about sets like Strixhaven, Battlebond, Eldraine or Ikoria - sets that are both overly whimsical and derivative - is who they are actually for. I can virtually guarantee you it's not a good strategy if you want to market Magic to kids, because the best strategy to market something to kids is to NOT market it to kids. If we're talking about kids who are actually old enough to grasp Magic as a game and start playing it (around 10+ years or so), then I'm pretty sure they'll be more attracted to sets that look like they were designed with an older audience in mind. I was first exposed to Magic when I was about 7 or 8, and I started learning and playing it in 2001 when I was 10 to 11 (I'm 30 now). The two things that impressed me the most about Magic's aesthetics were its originality and its "edginess". It offered just enough familiarity with things like knights and castles and wizards to be accessible, but what really got me hooked were the things I had never seen before. My early exposure to Magic has forever broadened and redefined my understanding of what fantasy as a genre can be. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't get into Magic these days if I was a kid again and the first thing I'd be exposed to was a set based on Grimms' fairytales or something that's just trying to be Pokémon or Harry Potter. That's not even talking about the fact that I LOVED things like
Gravedigger (the original printing from
Tempest),
Phyrexian Reaper (ten-year-old me thought that flavour text was hilarious),
Terror,
Scathe Zombies... Heck, I even used to collect zombies during my first few years. Now, I totally get that everyone is different, and I think a good balance in terms of tone and aesthetics is necessary, but the packs say "13+", and I don't think this particular segment of Magic is going to be considered "cool" enough by most 13-year-olds to get them hooked.
Edit: On the other hand, I would definitely have been hyped for stuff like Kaldheim or Innistrad as a kid, so I guess there'd still be a chance of me getting into Magic again in 2021.