I feel the same way about Feldon, who is my primary commander deck. 3/2 definitely seems to high for an old fat guy with a limp, especially considering that I have never attacked or blocked with him he could just as well be a 0/1.
Also, now that human tokens are a thing, the standard soldier token should be a 2/2 for their weapons and training. The whole Sanctuary Cat deal is just embarrassing.

The thing that genuinely irritates me about soldier tokens is that they have NEVER shown anything other than a human. Are we supposed to just think someone stops being human because they got a job?

...now I sort of want a drone token showing some poor schmuck in a cubicle.

<Moss> It's too real, Roy! It's too real! </Moss>

Soldier tokens not having a race consistently drives me insane.

It's the only time an exception to a creature having a race is still allowed en masse, and it being an exception for no reason crawls into my ear and eats the back of my eyes.

You know what other things prominently get classes without races?

Phyrexians.

All soldier tokens are sleeper agents. #confirmed

Phyrexians is the exception that doesn't bother me, because it's the one time that it really makes sense.

My point exactly.

All soldiers. Phyrexians.