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The You Make Yourself Thread!
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Author:  miss_bun [ Mon Oct 28, 2013 3:52 am ]
Post subject:  The You Make Yourself Thread!
In this thread you should post a version of yourself that you feel represents you, either as a planeswalker, a creature, or a legendary creature. You can make multiple entries, and they can be based off of any aspect of you that you think would make for a great magic card. This isn't a contest or anything, just for goofing off.

Here's my first creature version of me, based mostly on my playstyle and favorite cards:

S'rah, the Heartforger :rw:
Legendary Creature - Goblin Artificer Rebel
, : Search your library for an artifact card with converted mana cost X or less and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
, : You may put an artifact card with converted mana cost X or less from your hand onto the battlefield.

1/1
Author:  Dudibus [ Mon Oct 28, 2013 7:31 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The You Make Yourself Thread!
Dudibus, The Cube Dweller
Legendary Creature - Human Programmer
: AssignedProject project = new AssignedProject("Ill Defined Requirements");
If (project.getDocumentState != sucks) {
work.Start();
else
While (project.getDocumentState.equals(sucks)) {
project.setDocumentState(haveEndlessMeetings(coffee));
}
0/1

I could go on forever. Seriously, sometimes my life feels like an endless loop.
Author:  Ko [ Mon Oct 28, 2013 8:49 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The You Make Yourself Thread!
Annoying Troll |
Creature - Troll
: Target creature blocks ~ this turn if able
: Regenerate ~
3/3
Author:  CangarooO1 [ Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:36 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The You Make Yourself Thread!
Master of Instability
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
At the beginning of your upkeep, draw 2 cards.
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip 3 coins. If you loose all 3 flips, sacrifice ~ and it deals 5 damage to each creature and each player.
2/2
Author:  Yarium [ Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:40 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The You Make Yourself Thread!
Smiling Guy
Legendary Creature - Human {R}
: Choose one - Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn; or, double all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn; or, when target creature dies this turn, draw a card.
"Choose your existence, and the world will change to follow suit. I choose to be happy, how about you?"
0/2
Author:  Cato [ Mon Oct 28, 2013 12:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The You Make Yourself Thread!
Dudibus wrote:
Dudibus, The Cube Dweller
Legendary Creature - Human Programmer
: AssignedProject project = new AssignedProject("Ill Defined Requirements");
If (project.getDocumentState != sucks) {
work.Start();
else
While (project.getDocumentState.equals(sucks)) {
project.setDocumentState(haveEndlessMeetings(coffee));
}
0/1

I could go on forever. Seriously, sometimes my life feels like an endless loop.

Eh, I feel like that card has some things going for it, but it isn't really that exciting. I'll give it a C+.

Anyways, I made this guy a while back:
Cato, Orator :1::u::w:
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor
You control all creatures with power 1 or less.
2/2
Speak to the masses, and they shall follow.

It's funny, because I'm probably the least charismatic person I know. Of course, I don't know many people, but that kinda proves my point.
Author:  YingLung [ Mon Oct 28, 2013 7:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The You Make Yourself Thread!
Beacon Hill Mediator
Creature - Human Advisor
Whenever two creatures fight, prevent the next three damage each creature would deal to the other. If the damage prevented this way to a creature is greater than its toughness, gain control of that creature.
2/5

It's ridiculous how much mediating I do at work. However, for that reason I'm pretty well liked by everybody.
At home, though...

Stratification Sifter
Creature - Human wizard
:t:: Put any number of cards from your graveyard on the bottom of your library in any order. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card that does not share a type with a card put on the bottom of your library. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
1/2
Author:  Ogre [ Mon Oct 28, 2013 7:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The You Make Yourself Thread!
miss_bun wrote:
a planeswalker, a creature, or a legendary creature

NO

Ogre Rites -
Instant
Add to your mana pool.
Flashback - :1:, Discard a Mountain or a red card.
"Ogre rites, everyone else rongs!"
-Ogrish debate handbook, volume XVII
Author:  Tevish Szat [ Mon Oct 28, 2013 8:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The You Make Yourself Thread!
Magus of Despair
:b::b:
Creature - Human Wizard
Skip your draw step.
2/2
Author:  Tequilasaurus [ Mon Oct 28, 2013 9:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The You Make Yourself Thread!
Venomdrinker
Creature - Human
Protection from Creatures with Deathtouch.
If a spell or ability would lower ~'s power, tap it instead.
2/3
Author:  JadeCryptWish [ Mon Oct 28, 2013 9:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The You Make Yourself Thread!
Cyrus, Innocence Enforcer :2::u::w:
Legendary Creature- Human Enforcer
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you gain 2 life.
Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may return a creature you control to its owner's hand.
During your opponent's turn, spells you cast cost :u: or :w: less to cast, and spells your opponents cast cost :1: more to cast.
:x::x::u::w:: Choose one: Draw a card and gain X life; or draw X cards and gain 1 life.
4/5
Author:  tony3 [ Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The You Make Yourself Thread!
Hmm. It's interesting thinking what color one fits under.

Tony, the Student
Legendary Creature - Human
When you have 3 or more creatures, flip ~

Tony, the Teacher
Legendary Creature - Human
Creatures you control get +1/1, trample, and vigilance
Author:  metalevolence [ Tue Oct 29, 2013 5:43 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The You Make Yourself Thread!
Gleeful Slaughter
Instant
Destroy target creature with power 1 or less. Its controller loses half his or her life, rounded up.
Author:  Confused [ Tue Oct 29, 2013 7:11 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The You Make Yourself Thread!
Procastinator -
Legendary Creature - Human
~ can't attack, block, activate abilities, be destroyed, be exiled, be dealt damage, be sacrificed, become the target of spells or abilities and its power and toughness can't be modified.
For the record, I should really be studying for my quiz instead of posting stuff on the forum.
13/13
Author:  Mown [ Wed Oct 30, 2013 7:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The You Make Yourself Thread!
Theorist
Creature - Human Wizard
At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card.
You can't cast spells.
0/3
Author:  Echo_Robin [ Thu Oct 31, 2013 3:46 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The You Make Yourself Thread!
Echo, Lazy Chronomancer |
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
: Exile target spell. Put a time counter on it. If it doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend. Activate this ability only if there are no suspended cards.
"Eh, I'll deal with it later."
1/1
Author:  squinty_eyes [ Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:23 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The You Make Yourself Thread!
Squinty Eye of Phyrexia --
Legendary Creature - Eye
Non-Eye creatures you control can't attack.
Eye creatures you control get +2/+2.
"How does an eye so closed see so much?"
5/5

Okay, I couldn't think of anything, so I went with a joke card. Why not?

~SE++
Author:  storyteller [ Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:41 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The You Make Yourself Thread!
Attrition Artist :bg::bg:
Creature - Human Scout

:b:, discard a land: Target opponent discards a card. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
:g:, :t:: Return target land from your Graveyard to hand.

2/2
Author:  Cato [ Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:13 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The You Make Yourself Thread!
storyteller wrote:
Attrition Artist :bg::bg:
Creature - Human Scout

:b:, discard a land: Target opponent discards a card.
:g:, :t:: Return target land from your Graveyard to hand.

2/2

So basically it's a 2 drop that can lock the opponent out of the game by itself?
Author:  Nekomata-sensei [ Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:19 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The You Make Yourself Thread!
Astras, Archmagus of Stars
Legendary Creature - Elf Wizard
Hexproof, Flying, Defender, First Strike
,: Creatures you control are indestructible and have protection from a color of your choice until end of turn.
,: Draw a card, return target non-land permanent to it's owner's hand.
,: Creatures controlled by opponents gain -1/-0 and can't activate activated abilities until end of turn.
: Astras, Archmagus of Stars loses defender and gains +1/+0 until end of turn. The first time you activate this ability in a turn, deal 2 damage to target creature or player.
,: You gain 2 life and creatures you control gain +2+2 and until end of turn.
,: Create an artifact equipment token that costs to equip and grants +1/+1 and hexproof.
4/4

Costly to get out, and perhaps overly complicated, but a gift that keeps on giving, and gives lots of options, as well as being difficult to get rid of. Mostly focused on supporting allies.

Solace the Diamond Golem
Legendary Enchantment Artifact Creature - Golem God
Indestructible, Hexproof
Unless you control 4 or more artifacts, Solace the Diamond Golem is not a creature.
Creatures you control have hexproof and you may not be targeted by spells or abilities opponents control.
,: Add to your mana pool.
8/8

Solace's Diamond Sword
Legendary Enchantment Artifact
Indestructible, Hexproof
Opponents may not cast spells or activate activated abilities during your turn.
,: Tap a creature you control as an additional cost to this ability, activate this ability only as a sorcery. Destroy target non-land permanent with converted mana cost X.

More pricey stuff that is hard to get rid of. Suitable for the focusing and directing of power.

Fu, Neko Youkai
Legendary Creature - Cat Spirit Shaman
Hexproof, Flying, Vigilance
Other creatures you control gain vigilance and +0/+2.
: Regenerate Fu, Neko Youkai
4/4

Seisalefa, Half-Dragon
Legendary Creature - Human Dragon Wizard
Hexproof, Flying, Islandwalk
Instant spells you cast can't be countered.
Sorcery spells you cast cost less.
Enchantments you control are hexproof and indestructible.
2/8

More stuff that I feel might reflect aspects of my personality or different moods I could be in or whatnot.
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