Reality Breaker
Instant Creature - Eldrazi (M)
When this creature enters the battlefield, exile target spell that would destroy a creature you control until this creature leaves the battlefield.
: Exile the top card of your library. Add it's mana cost to your mana pool. Spells cast using this mana cost at least .
While you're searching your library, you may cast this card from it.
5/9

A mashup of all the bangers. Sadly I can't figure out how to fit in Season of the Witch and Volrath's Shapeshifter.