Let's make some un cards.
Rules:
1. Must reference another card (I know that not all Un cards did this but these will).
2. Must have some comic value.

Ok that's it. I may do some judging/top 5/10 but I don't know; this is mostly for fun.

Notorious Thong
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature has "Unequip ~, say "Come and get me boys!": Each creature blocks this creature this turn if able. At the end of combat this turn exile this creature and a creature that blocked this creature this turn chosen at random."
Equip

This may be a little complicated so this is the breakdown of the card:
1. Equip the creature (let's call it Sandy)
2. Unequip the equipment and say "Come and get me boys!"
3. Each creature blocks Sandy if able during the next combat.
4. Sandy and a random creature that blocked Sandy this turn each get exiled.

References (by name if not function) Notorious Throng.