Defend the Ego
Instant
Counter target spell or ability that targets you.
"Can you believe that? I've been working with golems for over a century!"
"Yeah, but the boss told you were doingthese golems wrong."
"Exactly! The nerve!"
Not sure if black could get this sort of counterspell effect; it seems like a very black thing in terms of flavor of card and color pie, but mechanically the color pie may not support black having any sort of hard limited counters. Also inspired by my coworker literally rebutting to our boss about having worked at the GAP for five years when she told him he had messed up sorting and pricing the day we were trained.