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Author:  Mown [ Tue May 09, 2017 5:09 am ]
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Subconscious Scavenger
Creature — Horror
When ~ enters the battlefield, gain control of target creature.
Do not drift lost in thought, lest you get pulled into the abyss.
5/5

Author:  Mata Hari [ Tue May 09, 2017 5:12 am ]
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I discovered yesterday that there is no such thing as

White Card [cost with :w: in it]
Instant
Destroy all attacking creatures.

Author:  purplebackpack89 [ Tue May 09, 2017 9:16 am ]
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There's also no mono-green creature tutor that doesn't do anything else.

Primal Tutor
Sorcery (U)
Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.

Author:  AzureShade [ Tue May 09, 2017 9:26 am ]
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There's also no mono-green creature tutor that doesn't do anything else.

Primal Tutor
Sorcery (U)
Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
I mean, there's Worldly Tutor....but I guess you want it to go to the hand instead of drawing it later?

Author:  LilyStorm [ Tue May 09, 2017 9:29 am ]
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Eldamaris call or whatever

Author:  Mata Hari [ Tue May 09, 2017 9:30 am ]
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LilyStorm wrote:
Eldamaris call or whatever

He said monogreen you dolt

Author:  LilyStorm [ Tue May 09, 2017 10:04 am ]
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Green has color fixing so every color can be monogreen right?

Author:  purplebackpack89 [ Tue May 09, 2017 11:17 am ]
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Resolute Troops
Creature-Human Soldier (C)
Vigilance
1/1

Author:  UselessCommon [ Tue May 09, 2017 11:20 am ]
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Blast It !
Instant (U)
Blast It ! deals 4 damage to a target creature or player.

Author:  Mown [ Tue May 09, 2017 3:21 pm ]
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We're not going through every permutation of different burn spells. Lightning Blast is a red instant that deals 4.

Author:  Mown [ Tue May 09, 2017 4:05 pm ]
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Reconnoiter
Sorcery
Draw a card for each creature you control that dealt damage to an opponent this turn.
Secrets are best stolen.

Author:  CommanderJim [ Tue May 09, 2017 4:24 pm ]
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Sylvan Growth
Sorcery (U)
Search your library for a land card and put that card onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle your library.

Author:  Mown [ Tue May 09, 2017 6:05 pm ]
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Encroaching Borders
Enchantment
When ~ enters the battlefield, search your library for a basic land card, then reveal it and put it into your hand. Shuffle your library afterwards.
You may play an additional land card during each of your turns.

this might be slightly advanced for the criteria, but it seems like two effects that should coexist by now

Author:  Cato [ Tue May 09, 2017 6:22 pm ]
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Exquisite Firecraft is basically that, but sorcery speed and with conditional uncounterability.

Author:  purplebackpack89 [ Wed May 10, 2017 12:19 pm ]
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Massive Disappearance
Instant (R)
Exile all creatures, then return them to the battlefield under their owner's control.

Author:  Knifethrower [ Wed May 10, 2017 4:30 pm ]
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Nature's Course
Instant
Choose 1-
Search your library for a basic land card and put it on to the battlefield tapped. Shuffle your library.
or
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Author:  BelangiaJo [ Wed May 10, 2017 5:50 pm ]
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Gideon, Child at Heart -
Planeswalker - Gideon | MR
[+1]: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token. You gain 1 life.
[ 0 ]: Until end of turn, Gideon, Child at Heart becomes a 2/2 Human Soldier creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn.
[-6]: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control have first strike, lifelink, indestructible, and vigilance."
{2}

Author:  Mata Hari [ Wed May 10, 2017 5:58 pm ]
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I don't think anybody's surprised that card doesn't exist though.

Author:  BelangiaJo [ Wed May 10, 2017 6:05 pm ]
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Gideon is.

Author:  purplebackpack89 [ Wed May 10, 2017 6:14 pm ]
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Did you know that the word "Sandy" has never been used in the name of an MtG card?

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