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Mown

Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 6:24 am

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Corrupted Sacrament

Sorcery
Target player sacrifices a creature, draws a card and loses 1 life.
Few are those with the restraint to stop at one.

Roilquake

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Search your library for a land card and put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. Sacrifice that land at the beginning of the next end step.
The landscape of Zendikar is consistent only in its inconsistency.

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you're like the kind of person who would cast Necropotence irl

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Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 7:27 am

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Broken in vintage

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Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 7:36 am

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I don't think it does much Crop Rotation already doesn't, except be slightly better at Dark Depths combos.

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you're like the kind of person who would cast Necropotence irl

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Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 9:06 am

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Reality Fissure

Sorcery
Starting with you, each player separates a permanent they control into a "right" pile or a "left" pile, until all permanents have been chosen this way. Then, exile the pile of your choice.
Their conflict was fueled and quenched by divides alike.

I've no idea how to word nor cost this thing, but I feel like resolving it would be a delightful experience.
In an ideal world you'd play a subgame with each side instead.

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you're like the kind of person who would cast Necropotence irl

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Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 1:33 am

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Crowcowl of Mistmeadow —

Legendary Creature — Kithkin Archer Rogue
Double strike
1/1

didn't wanna make it a human soldier so i made shadowmoorian robin hood but the blood brawler discussion reminded me of how i'm surprised we haven't seen this yet, at least in a supplemental cardset

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Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 3:12 am

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Wilt-Leaf Ambush

Instant
Target creature you control fights target attacking creature.
The forests of Shadowmoor hides many thorns.

Concerted Blessing

Instant
Each creature blocking target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.

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you're like the kind of person who would cast Necropotence irl

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Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 5:55 am

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Evanesce

Instant (U)
Exile target spell.

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Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:33 pm

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Within the context of Theros sets, four of them already and no:

Nylea's Favorite

Enchantment Creature -- Beast
*/*
Nylea's Favorite's power and toughness are each equal to your devotion to green.

I guess Primalcrux is technically the same effect.

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Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 5:24 pm

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Daring Master

Creature - Human Wizard
Sacrifice Daring Master: Counter target spell.
1/1

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Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 1:09 am

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Wake the World

Enchantment — Aura
Enchant land
Enchanted land is an 8/8 Elemental creature. It's still a land.
If enchanted creature is a Forest, it has vigilance. The same is true for Plains and lifelink, Islands and hexproof, Swamps and menace, and Mountains and trample.

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you're like the kind of person who would cast Necropotence irl

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BelangiaJo

Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 9:21 pm

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Fogg Maniac -

Creature - Human Shaman | C
Sacrifice Fogg Maniac: Prevent all combat damage target creature would deal this turn.
1/1

Technically, a color-shift of Resistance Fighter - but it still doesn't exist.

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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:29 pm

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BelangiaJo wrote:

Fogg Maniac -

Creature - Human Shaman | C
Sacrifice Fogg Maniac: Prevent all combat damage target creature would deal this turn.
1/1

Technically, a color-shift of Resistance Fighter - but it still doesn't exist.

I don't think targeted damage prevention is even in green's color pie.

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BelangiaJo

Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:35 pm

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Yeah, I guess it's only been printed in green a couple times.
Most recently, Terrifying Presence. And it's only tangentially related.

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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 10:43 am

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Flavor is from my Nacimera set. The U-G build-around card

Cash on the Barrelhead

Enchantment
The first spell you cast each turn costs

less to cast

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Is it just me, or does Bruse Tarl look like an 1890s Barnum circus strongman who'd hawk strength tonic patent medicines on the side?

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Tahazzar

Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:05 am

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Eurus wrote:

Daring Master

Creature - Human Wizard
Sacrifice Daring Master: Counter target spell.
1/1

Daring Apprentice is the one you're looking for. It's a pretty good as is, making it essentially a straight-up seal (no requirement to tap) seems like a bad idea.

BelangiaJo wrote:

Fogg Maniac -

Creature - Human Shaman | C
Sacrifice Fogg Maniac: Prevent all combat damage target creature would deal this turn.
1/1

Like CommanderJim noted, targeted damage prevention isn't really in

's pie. If we turn it into a fog, then we get Spore Frog.

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Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:25 am

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Lost Utopia
Land
When ~ enters the battlefield, each opponent draws a card.

: Add one mana of any color.

Marketplace
Land
When ~ enters the battlefield, each player draws a card.

: Add

.

Polukranos the Endless

Legendary Creature — Hydra
Trample
~ enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters.
Escape—

, Exile X cards from your graveyard.
0/0

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BelangiaJo

Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 1:18 pm

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Surprised that this doesn't already exist. It's one of the Balance modes + white's new form of card draw.

Spread the Wealth -

Sorcery - Adventure | R
Each player draws a card, then chooses a number of cards in hand equal to the number of cards in the hand of the player with the fewest and discards the rest.
Live like peasants, rule like kings.

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Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2020 12:56 pm

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Two-Headed Goliath

Creature-Giant (U)
Menace, trample
4/4

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Is it just me, or does Bruse Tarl look like an 1890s Barnum circus strongman who'd hawk strength tonic patent medicines on the side?

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CommanderJim

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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2020 2:29 pm

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purplebackpack89 wrote:

Two-Headed Goliath

Creature-Giant (U)
Menace, trample
4/4

Wow, there are actually no creatures with both menace and trample. I know the abilities are a little redundant, but still.

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Post subject: Re: ITT: Cards that apparently don't exist

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 10:57 am

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Underworld Megrim Wretched Visions :2:

Enchantment
Whenever an opponent draws or discards a card, that player loses 1 life.
"I will make you beg for the petty distraction of pain."
- Ashiok

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