I like how a creature with vigilance can give itself a piggyback ride.

Transmorph is cool, but do the rules allow two different copy effects to have the exact same timestamp?

Wojek Enforcer
Artifact Creature - Juggernaut
: ~ gains protection from creatures until end of turn.
, : ~ fights target creature.
4/4
The sanctimony of the law and the anger to use it.

Nihilism
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a permanent not named Nihilism. Then, if there are no permanents on the battlefield not named Nihilism, you win the game.

Phantom Lancer
Planeswalker - Azwraith
The planeswalker uniqueness rule does not apply to Phantom Lancer.
{+2}: ~ deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
{-4}: Put a token onto the battlefield that's a copy of Phantom Lancer.
{3}

Force Staff
Artifact
: Target creature attacks or blocks this turn if able.
: Remove target attacking or blocking creature from combat.

Nihilism is cool. Force Staff is flavorful, but I think it may be too strong as repeatable removal.

Nihilism reminds me of that other Wincon card. I dunno. I forget. I don't play this game. I guess it's a little more interactive.



. . . Does Phantom Lancer need to be a 'Walker?

Well he does basically have a planeswalker's cloak...

I have to respect your dedication to making bad cards

Oh baby you ain't seen nothin' yet.

Fade Bolt
Instant
~ deals 3 damage to target creature or player. Creatures dealt damage this way get -3/-0 until end of turn.

Miren, the Mowning Well
Legendary Land
: Add to your mana pool.
, , Sacrifice a creature: each player loses life equal to that creature's toughness.
"A good story is like an onion, it should have layers, and the deeper you go, the more you should cry."
-Mown, archmage of despair.

Last Gasping Bolt is sort of interesting, although I don't think the extra blue mana is worth it on many scenarios.

The Mowning Well is CotW material right there.

He didn't even make the flavor text.

To be fair I did give you credit for it.

must be the cheese stands alone

Doom needs to be upgradable by aghs.

It was more a case of "It was the only remotely original part of the card, and you didn't even make that."

Barren Glory

mown. stop ruining jokes

I am an archmage of despair, what do you expect.

I still expect you to