Reposting this from a game thread because I liked it.

Fearless Beastie

Creature -- Beast (R)
Flash
When Fearless Beastie enters, another target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. Until end of turn, whenever a creature deals combat damage to that creature, Fearless Beastie fights it.
5/5

Anyone remember noggles? What was up with those guys?

Nogginknocker

Creature -- Noggle Wizard (R)
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw that many cards.
Discard a card at random: Switch this creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
A noggle's latent magical ability can be unlocked by suffering just the right head injury.
1/3

This card didn't win its contest, but I liked it so I'm adding it to the Hoard.

Jinxed Prowler

Creature -- Cat (U)
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
When this creature becomes blocked, search your library for a Curse card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Crossing its path is bad luck for people and worse luck for mice.
1/1

Nothing exciting here. I just think monsters that are also food are fun.

Truffle Golems

Artifact Creature -- Food Golem (U)
This creature enters with three +1/+1 counters on it.
, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: You gain 3 life.
"Ew, coconut."
— Greta, Scourge of Sweettooth
0/0

I know M:tG is a fantasy game and anything is possible, but I still find it impossible to imagine somebody disliking coconut

I don't particularly like coconut.

alarming