Work to the Bone
Enchantment
Tap an untapped creature you control: Surveil 1.
Put a stun counter on a tapped creature you control without a stun counter: Surveil 1.
Sacrifice a creature with a stun counter: Draw a card.
Fathomless Descent — At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice Work to the Bone. When you do, target opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of permanent cards in your graveyard.

Bone of Contention
Sorcery (C)
Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card with the lowest mana value or tied for the lowest from it. That player discards that card.

Contentious Specimen
Sorcery
Choose target creature an opponent controls. You debate that creature's controller. When you win that debate, you gain control of that creature. When you lose that debate, draw a number of cards equal to that creature's power. (During the debate, debating players each total the amount of mana they spend to cast instant and sorcery spells, including this spell. The player with the greater total at the beginning of your next turn wins the debate. A player may only be in one debate at a time.)

Prime Specimens

Instant
Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control this turn, put X plus 1 +1/+1 counters on that creature.

Prime Cuts |
Instant

Target creature gains double strike and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage, create a food token." until end of turn.

"They're the freshest I can offer."

Cut a Deal

Sorcery
Choose One -

• Draw two cards. If your life total is greater than 20, it becomes 20
• Draw four cards. If your life total is greater than 10, it becomes 10
• Draw seven cards. If your life total is greater than 1, it becomes 1.

Everything has a price -- often a steep one at that

Deal in Absolutes
Sorcery
Choose light or dark—

• Light — Destroy target attacking or blocking creature.
• Dark — Sacrifice a creature. When you do, exile target creature or planeswalker.

Whenever you choose dark, if Deal in Absolutes is in your graveyard, you may exile it. If you do, draw a card and lose 2 life.

Absolute Zero

Instant
Tap target permanent and put 100 stun counters on it.

Solve for Zero
Instant
Choose target creature an opponent controls. Mill four cards. That creature gets -X/-0 until end of turn, where X is the total mana value of instant and/or sorcery cards milled this way. Then, you may put up to one card milled this way on top of your library. If that creature's power is 0 or less, draw a card.

Return to Zero -
Instant
Target creature's base power and toughness becomes 0 until end of turn.
With a couple flicks of the arithmetician's wrists, the anomaly divided itself until it became what is had always been - nothing.

Colossal Cave Adventure

Enchantment
Whenever a Cave enters the battlefield under your control, if it entered from your hand, put up to one cave land card from your graveyard onto the battlefield
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PLUGH

Sorcery - Adventure
Search your library for three caves with different names and reveal them. An opponent chooses one. Put the chosen card into your graveyard, one of the others into your hand, and shuffle the last into your library.

Shadow of the Colossus —
Enchantment (M)
All creatures have base power and toughness 13/13.

Shadows of Torment

Enchantment
Whenever a creature dies, create an X/X black spirit creature token. X is equal to the number of counters that were on that creature.

Tormenting Specter
Creature - Specter (R)
Flying, haste
Whenever Tormenting Specter deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card. Put X +1/+1 counters on Tormented Specter where X is the mana value of the discarded card.
2/2

Spectre of Communism —
Creature — Specter (R)
Haunt
Flying
Creatures can't be exploited.
When the creature Spectre of Communism haunts dies, destroy all Treasure tokens.
A spectre is haunting Mercadia...
1/1

Anti-Communist Committee
Creature — Human Advisor
Whenever you draw a card, suspect target random creature.
Whenever a suspected creature attacks, discard a card, then draw a card.
At the beginning of each end step, if all creatures are suspected, sacrifice Anti-Communist Committee and discard your hand. If you do, draw a card for each suspected creature. All creatures are no longer suspected.
3/1

Petty Committee

Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one at random that hasn't been chosen. If you can't, sacrifice Petty Committee.

• Spells cost 1 more to cast until your next turn
• Each player puts a stun counter on a creature they control
• Each player can draw at most one card until your next turn
• Other noncreature artifacts and enchantments lose all abilities until your next turn.

Sometimes it's the least important bureaucrats who are the best at increasing misery.

Petty Vandalism |
Enchantment - Aura

Enchant artifact or land
Enchanted permanent loses all abilities and gains ": Add one mana of any color."

"The juice from the fruit is gumming up the gears, but you do have to admire the contrast of the colors."
-Nok-Nok, Wrench Prodigy

Gateless Vandal
Creature — Goblin Rogue
Whenever Gateless Vandal attacks, sacrifice an artifact. When you do, draw a card and suspect Gateless Vandal.
Disguise
She has no loyalty to Rakdos nor Gruul, but they appreciate her work regardless.
3/1