Appallbearer
Creature — Zombie Cleric
You may have any number of cards named Appallbearer in your deck.
, Exile X cards named Appallbearer from your graveyard: Return target creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Side by side, they carry souls to rebirth and mourn the living.
2/1

Fizzly Bears
Creature - Bear Wizard
Flash
When Fizzly Bears enters the battlefield, you may choose illegal new targets for target spell or ability.
2/2

Spell Fizzle

Instant
Target spell loses all abilities. (If it enters the battlefield as a permanent, that permanent has no abilities. Otherwise, the spell does nothing.)

Shock Absorber —
Artifact (R)
The crew cost of vehicles you control is reduced by 1.
If damage would be dealt to a vehicle you control, prevent 1 of that damage.

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Absorb Spell
Instant
Exile each noncreature spell. You gain life equal to their total mana value.

Giant Sponge

Creature - Sponge
Giant Sponge can't attack or block.
: Giant Sponge loses all other abilities and gains trample until end of turn. Activate this ability only if Giant Sponge was dealt damage this turn.
Without a central nervous system, the only thing it can feel is rage
8/8

Giant Carp
Creature - Fish
Deathtouch against Dwarves
Dwarves must block Giant Carp if able.
Prevent all damage Dwarves would deal to Giant Carp.
"I think I made the fish too hardcore."
4/4

Arcane Carp

Creature - Fish
At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on Arcane Carp. Then, if there are ten or more age counters on Arcane Carp, transform it.
0/2
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Evolved Ancient
Creature - Serpent
Trample. Flying
, : Evolved Ancient deals 8 damage to any target.
8/8

Unearthed Arcana
Artifact Enchantment
Ward - Sacrifice a creature.
Each creature gets -1/-1 for each card in your hand.
, Tapped an untapped Wizard you control: Draw a card.
Forbidden knowledge is often forbidden for a selfless reason.

... ok this is really busy; not sure if it would convey the intended flavor well either

Fall from Grace —
Sorcery (U)
You gain control of target creature. This effect ends at end of turn unless that creature is white.
"It's always nice to have visitors, but it's so much nicer if they stay a while..."
—Judith, scourge diva

Grace Note

Instant
Gain 1 life
Splice onto Sorcery

Goblin Research Notes
Artifact
At the beginning of each end step, if a Goblin entered or left the battlefield under your control this turn, put a study counter on ~. Then if you control no Goblins, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature.
, , Sacrifice ~: Discard your hand, then draw a card for each study counter on ~.

Continuous Research

Enchantment
If a card would be put on the top or bottom of your library, exile it face down instead. You may look at cards exiled with Continuous Research and play up to one card from among them each turn for as long as any remain in exile
"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing." - Wernher von Braun

Continuous Improvement |
Enchantment

At the beginning of your end step, choose one that hasn't been chosen -

• Draw a card, then discard a card.
• Support 2.
• You gain 3 life.
• Put ~ on top of its owner's library.

Improved Deathtouch
Enchantment - Class (R)
Whenever a creature you control with deathtouch deals combat damage to a planeswalker, destroy it.
: Level 2
Whenever a creature dies, if it was dealt damage by a source with deathtouch you controlled this turn, draw a card.
Creatures with deathtouch you control have skulk.
: Level 3
Whenever a creature you control with deathtouch deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game.

Death Before Dishonor
Instant
Cast ~ only if one or more creatures attacked this turn.
Each player sacrifices each creature that did not attack or block this turn.