idk if phage should be unblockable

Maybe get rid of the unblockability and add Hexproof instead? I really want it to have something blue in it

Also yeah comparing it to Phage, maybe it needs an unreanimability clause too

Dream Curve, Temur Redux:

Tattermunge Witch-Doctor —
Creature — Goblin Shaman
: Add to your mana pool. Tattermunge Witch-Doctor deals 1 damage to each player.
0/1

Fireplume Fledgeling —
Creature — Phoenix
Haste, flying
Fireplume Fledgeling enters the battlefield with a pinion counter on it.
, Remove a pinion counter from Fireplume Fledgeling: Add to your mana pool.
2/1

Karnigoth of the Thousand Teeth —
Legendary Creature — Dinosaur
Haste, trample, hexproof
8/8

This curve still goldfishes 20 damage on its own by turn 4 with a regular mana dork. (Attack with Phoenix on the turn you play it, then again on turn 4 when you attack again with the dino.) Noble Heirarch also pushes it up to 22. Ideal turn 4 play is Fatal Frenzy if all else fails. Made the dino Legendary so you can use it as a commander

two of those creature types trigger me for separate reasons

Word, the Witch-Doctor was supposed to be a Goblin. What's the other one?

The Phoenix for not doing Phoenix things.
And after googling what a pinion is, I have a lot more questions about the flavor of the card that relates to its capacity to fly.

In Final Fantasy, Phoenix Pinion was an item that Phoenix Down'd your whole team, so I assumed it was basically just a large feather, or another word for feather. I guess I should have just used feather counter, but then it would have interacted with Aven Mimeomancer. Maybe that's not a bad thing.

Would "Elemental Bird" make you happier?

Let's do Jund!

Birds of Paradise

Grim Harvester —
Creature — Fungus Zombie
, Sacrifice a [green? nontoken?] creature: Add to your mana pool.
2/3

Kargothek, Maw of Carnage —
Legendary Creature — Dragon
Flying, devour 3
If Kargothek, Maw of Carnage devoured a creature, it has haste and trample.
7/7

I had a dream that I opened this in a pack:

Memories of the Frozen Past —
Enchantment (M)
Exile ten cards from your graveyard: Draw three cards.

It was definitely Mythic in my dream. Not sure if I would put it at that rarity IRL but there you go.

Flashfire Elemental —
Creature — Elemental (C)
Haste
When Flashfire Elemental enters the battlefield, it gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.
1/1

Phyrexian Decimator —
Artifact Creature — Dinosaur
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life, get a poison counter, exile the top six cards of your library, and sacrifice a creature.
8/8

You should make Phyrexian Decimator read "At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1/10 of the game."

Kalvigos, the Elements Combined —
Legendary Creature — Elemental Avatar (M)
Lifelink, trample, haste
When Kalvigos, the Elements Combined dies, create a 2/1 white Elemental creature token with lifelink named "Storm", a 2/1 green Elemental creature token with trample named "Earth", and a 2/1 red Elemental creature token with haste named "Fire".
At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice Kalvigos.
6/3


That's the idea! It was inspired by Phyrexian Soulgorger-meets-Decimator Web. :3

Brewmaster, is that you?

Inspired by viewtopic.php?f=17&t=19975&p=589477#p589467:

Moloss the Unforgiving —
Legendary Creature — Demon
Flying, lifelink
When Moloss, the Unforgiving dies, any opponent may sacrifice a creature. If any do, return Moloss to its owner's hand. If none do, each opponent loses 13 life.
6/6

Some math stuff:

• Getting one attack in and then triggering his lack-of-tribute effect leaves them at 1 life.
• Getting one attack in leaves you at 26 life, which is twice 13.

Cute, but the character it was inspired off of was just a random dude that burned half his body to scare a general that he was sent and failed to assassinate.

The character is already undead, so why would he turn into a demon? He gets nothing out of it.

Not the same character. Just keeping the name as an homage.

Seal the Deal —
Sorcery (C)
Target opponent skips his or her next draw step.
Draw a card.
Chimney imps like using the blood of their prey to seal their demonic contracts. Usually, however, the consequences of signing one aren't too catastrophic.

Starry Field
Land (R)
Reveal a white card from your hand: Starry Field gains ": Add to your mana pool."
Reveal a green card from your hand: Starry Field gains ": Add to your mana pool."

Haste on Fire isn't actually going to do anything.

not most of the time and that's sort of unappealing but haste does something on the original body and i think the concept is alright and it is necessary to give fire haste for the concept to play out i think

a 2/1 with trample is sort of wasting trample as well