You know those late Worms games where you have an optional rule randomizer slot machine ?
Sideboards are expanded to 30 cards, but you can't make more than 15 swaps. (You'll need every single one of them.)
Spin the wheels before sideboarding.
Wheel One: Gamechanging Rule
Slot 1.1: Heavily Wounded
Damage never wears off.
Slot 1.2: Bear Forest
All creatures have base power and toughness 2/2.
Slot 1.3: Slowride
Spells cost
more. All lands enter the battlefield tapped.Slot 1.4: Fast&Furious
Spells cost
less. Whenever a land enters the battlefield tapped, untap it.Slot 1.5: Valar Morghulis
Nonland permanents have Vanishing 4.
Slot 1.6: Shandalar's Bane
During each player's upkeep that player exchanges control of random target artifact, creature or land he or she controls, for control of random target permanent of the same type that a random opponent controls.
Slot 1.7: Paranoia
All creatures without Morph have Morph, and their Morph cost is equal to their mana cost minus
Slot 1.8: Oh No
All instant and sorcery spells have storm.
Slot 1.9: Dead of Summer
All players skip their draw steps, but have "pay 1 life: draw a card".
Slot 1.10: Shaherezad
All games start with a subgame.
When that subgame ends, all cards are shuffled back to their owners' libraries, and the real game starts, but the player who lost his game starts with half of starting life total, rounded up.
Slot 1.11: Crapwalking
Before first game, players sideboard, then set their sideboards aside, then exchange decks until the end of the match.
Slot 1.12 Multiple and Simultaneous
Players take steps in turn order. (Player 1 untap, Player 2 untap, ... , Player X untap, Player 1 upkeep,...)
Slot 1.13 Triskadekaphobia
If a player's life total is equal to 13, that player loses the game.
Slot 1.14 Cabal Pit Fight
Players can't control more than one nontoken creature.
Slot 1.15 From UC With Love
All Mythic Rare cards are Darksteel Relics.
Slot 1.16 Mirrored Biochemistry
Creatures have switched power and toughness.
Slot 1.17 Azorius Are In Charge
If a nontoken permanent would enter the battlefield from anywhere but his owner's hand, exile it instead. If a copy would resolve, exile it instead. If a card would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead. If something would copy anything, exile it instead. If a spell or ability would be played outside of it's owner's main phase, exile it instead. Players can't take additional turns, or control other player's turns. Nothing can be doubled, tripled, quadrupled, or squared. Players can't cast spells without paying their mana costs or for
. Permanents can't change their controller. Cards can't leave exile. Yes, this includes blinking.Slot 1.18 Telepath Fight
Players play with their hands revealed.
Slot 1.19 Suicide Squad
Whenever a creature deals damage to a player double that damage, then it's controller sacrifices it, then draws 2 cards.
Slot 1.20 There Can Be Only One
Whenever a creature dies, put two +1/+1 counters on each creature that dealt damage to it this turn.
