Welcome to Duels of the Crapwalkers!
In Duels of the Crapwalkers (DotC) you play a Crapwalker, which is sort of like a Planeswalker, only if you were to cross a Planeswalker with this guy:
Crapwalker
The idea is that you're a vagrant who through some miracle has acquired a tiny hint of a planeswalker spark, only you have no real talent, so you travel the cosmos begging your opponents for whatever **** they are willing to give you in order to amass a deck and challenge other crapwalkers for ultimate supremacy.
Here's how the game works:
- You challenge another Crapwalker to a Duel
- Each Crapwalker creates the other Crapwalker's "Deck" for them (see Deckbuilding Rules below)
- You Duel (in this thread, or another* if this is already in use)
- Winner gets a point - player with the most points becomes the "Crap-Champion" (CC)**
- Reigning CC may be challenged by other players for 10 points if they win (Champion still only gets one point if he/she wins)
- Reigning CC may always add any one card to their deck (creating a deck of 61 cards) after viewing their deck built by their opponent
*If you host the game in another thread, it must include [DotC] in its subject line to be counted. Also, it couldn't hurt to send me a message telling me to see who won if you want your score updated.
**In the event of a tie, the player who previously held the title of Crap-Champion retains that title until the tie is broken.
Deckbuilding Rules
The point of the game is to provide your opponent with the most unplayable piece of garbage deck that you can come up with to try and ensure they lose (despite them doing the same to you). That being said, there are a few rules the deck you build has to follow in order to make this game functional.
Those rules are:
- Your deck may include any card ever printed in a paper magic set except for Unhinged, Unglued, Ante cards, or anything that requires physical dexterity - there is no ban list, so get creative
- There must be exactly 60 cards, no more, no less (exception: see Crap-Champion)
- It must contain between 20 and 30 lands, at least 14 of which must be basic lands and at least 4 of which must be fetchlands (Terramorphic Expanse, Evolving Wilds, etc)
- You may only use lands that produce mana of a colour found in your deck (ie. no Islands if there are no Blue spells)
- You may not use cards which can't be played with the lands provided (ie. no Blue spells if there are no Islands)
- Cannot include a card which has an additional cost that can't be paid
- The majority of spells of a certain color must match the majority color of mana your lands provided can produce (ie. if you have more Blue spells than any other color, you must have more lands which produce blue mana than any other color)
- At least 6 cards must be playable with colorless mana only
- No more than four copies of the same card (unless it's a basic land or something like Relentless Rats)
- Must include at least two cards for each converted mana cost from CMC 1 through 6
- At least 20 cards must be able to deal damage to your opponent, no less than 10 of which must be creatures
- Must include at least 6 forms of Removal
I might adjust these rules if unfair situations come up which I had not accounted for, but for now that's it. Have fun Crapwalking.
Crap-Scoreboard
, but all of them are of the painland variety.
