16v1: I didn't bother to figure out what people were all on about with Unlife. *reads card* Oh. I knew I should have switched to Desert. (0-6)

16v2: Gargadon is faster and my discard doesn't matter. Yikes! (0-6)

16v3: Energy Field was the first deck I thought of. Descent removes your win condition's ability to win. (6-0)

16v4: Ugh. Stupid tech. (0-6)

16v5: I don't feel the burn of the tokens when I play first, thankfully. On the draw, I get smacked for 5 right away. However, I just storm in with all the tokens, lose 1, play Descent, and drive you to 0 life on the upkeep right before you'd kill me. (6-0)

16v6: Classic whoever goes first wins scenario. WHY DIDN'T I PLAY DESERT LIKE I'D PLANNED??? (3-3)

16v7: I quickly over-run War-Riders without the need to feel the upkeep pain. (6-0)

16v8: Thanks for the dudes! (6-0)

16v9: See 16v5, then do the math with me attacking an first opportunity. (6-0)

16v10: See 16v9. So many Phantasms! (6-0)

16v11: Ignoring the format is just rude! >.< (0-6)

16v12: Since you can't cast Shadow until Tuesday, and I make you discard it every other day of the week, it doesn't really get in there. (6-0)

16v13: My version is better. (3-3)

16v14: So many Gargadons! WHY WASN'T I INFORMED??? (0-6)

16v15: Haha, BURN! (6-0)

16v17: Way more Chancellors this wekk than I anticipated. I need to get a new groundhog. (0-6)

16v18: If I start, I make a crucial piece go away. I don't get that luxury on the draw, though. You easily outrace me. (3-3)

16v19: Your Orchard would have given me the win had I been able to still cast Descent when you played first. We should have played Desert or Quicksand instead. (3-3)

16v20: I can't outrace Elixir, you can't damage me a all. (2-2)

16v21: Nifty on the play, but pretty awful on the draw. I've done the math on Orchard as a kill condition and in case anyone wants to know how it works: you activate Orchard the first four times on your own turn, the fifth on your opponent's turn, and the sixth on your own again, which goes exactly 20. Anyway, I can wait until you've given me two tokens and you've taken excess damage, then Wasteland your Orchard. (6-0)

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v1: 0. Unlife neuters me, and Gibbering only discards the goblin applicator.
v2: 0. Gargo eats Orchard Spirits for pre-breakfast.
v3: 6. When I skip upkeeps the spirits you give me don't hurt me. You die from mine though (and Descent itself)
v4: 0. See v2.
v5: 3. When I'm on the play, Goblins never hurt me, but they hurt you. You discard the Maze, then take 2 on your first upkeep (1 gibbering 1 orchard spirit), can swing for 1 and play Phantasm, but if you attack at my life I just attack back with my goblins. That plus the 3/turn you're taking in upkeep makes me win race. On the draw, Maze plus the initial whack makes it tougher. You play out T1, I take 5 upkeep and play out (20-15), you take 3 upkeep and swing for 4 (17-11), I swing for 3 after maze and spirit block (14-11), you take 2 upkeep and swing for 4 (12-7), I swing for 3 after maze (9-7), you take 2 upkeep and swing for 4 (7-3), I swing for 3 after maze (4-3) and give you a spirit, you take 3 (1-3) and swing for lethal (1-0). I don't believe I have a better line. So close.
v6: 3. On the play Fiend discards, my first (and only) gifted Orchard token will get eaten by Feeder, but my Descent plus Feeder upkeep wins the 2-damage-a-turn race vs the 2/2 Feeder because mine hit first.

vs.1
Even if he's forced to play unlife on turn 1 he still wins the rac on the play
3-3

vs.2
I should be able to win on the play if I didn't miscount, we should end up as 11/2 with 1 time counter on gargadon at the end of my turn if he sacs the land.

3-3

vs.3
I never have more than one permanent on the field during my upkeep, if he plays energy field he has 2.
6-0

vs.4
See vs.2, I think this is
3-3

vs.5
on the draw I can't block and kill phantasm for three different reasons and lose , on the play if he plays maze of ith my monster commits autocannibalism and I win.

3-3

vs.6
too spooky, skipping this.

vs.7
on the play I win, on the draw he can't leave lotus up or he dies to his own lotus, and if films taught me anything is that zombies tend to eat survivors if they get the chance.

6-0

vs.8
I should win this easily by sacking anything I get to the feeder.

6-0

vs.9
see other phantasm decks.
3-3

vs.10
^^^
3-3

vs.11
anurid kills me even without judgement, but not without lotus.
3-3

vs.12

death shadow never gets casted, the lands ping him to death
6-0

vs.13
whoever can force the other to discard wins
3-3

vs.14
See other gargadon decks
3-3

vs.15
unfortunately he can still kill himself with paradise even after I make the affliction and my monsters vanish.
0-6

vs.16
you guys are boring
3-3

vs.17
I didn't do the math, but I don't think I can outrace the mayor
3-3

vs.18
On the play Ajani never arrives, on the draw its a pain to calculate:

Writing 3 until someone can analyse it.
3-3

vs.19
on the play I win,
on the draw I lose even after eating the token.

3-3

vs.20
on the play I win
if on the draw he cracks I wait until I can eat the lotus and still win the race
Edit:I can't ever eat the lotus:3-3
Double edit: I can force him to play elixir with the land, after he does it twice(Cracking lotus just after playing it should be the correct move) I play a 4/4 carrion feeder, he gains 5 and loses 2 every two turns, so it should be enough to win.
6-0
3-3
6-0
vs.21
does this work? the opponent decides when you tap orchard, and this screws up the count.

mt9: Play swamp, play shadow (M12, Y20)
mt10: take 3, attack (M9, Y16)
mt11: take 3, attack (M6, Y9)
mt12: take 3, attack for win.

unless I'm missing something, the only other option for you is:

yt8: Lotus, Fiend: pluck Shadow (M13, Y20)
mt9: Pass (M12, Y20)
yt9, take 1, Fiend dies, shadow back in my hand. (M12, Y19)
mt10: play swamp, play shadow (M11, Y19)
mt11: take 3, attack (M8, Y15)
mt12: take 3, attack (M5, Y7)
mt13: take 3, attack for win.