i could never like turkey, ham is where its at

i remember when i had my wisdom teeth out and they were all "dont smoke you'll rip out your clots" but then i smoked anyway and was really careful and nothing bad happened and this story is boring

I really hate turkey

Turkey is pretty awful but it's one good application is on sandwiches.

I'm sorry ben but I do not agree with your opinion

there just needs to be enough other things on the sandwich that you dont notice the turkey

Turkey has almost no flavor so I don't see what the big deal with it is.

the flavor it does have is really bad

#picky

#rekt #shotsfired

pepperoni
salami
swiss
jalepenos
hot relish
lettuce
tomato
grey poupon mustard
toasted

the best.

alternatively, epic meal time style meat sandwhiches
5 boxes bacon
2 boxes black forest ham (deli pre sliced)
2 boxes honeyed ham (deli pre sliced)
2 boxes turkey (deli pre sliced)
2 packages swiss cheese
2 packages provolone cheese

Not sure the name of the type of bread, but basically it's a giant 8 x 18 inch loaf of bread. cut in half, slice into top/bottom.
Alternate layers of heart attack.

Each person gets a half.
Serves 6

why do you ruin everything

#ihatetwitter

#taking the internet super serious


why are you such a pretentious dbag?

That seems like a bit of an overreaction.

wtf my clever post vanished

dear tony9,

you are easy to mess with. once you stop being a square you will see this.

k.

But its hip to be a square.

I think it's more hip to be an unbound object.

a reality tv star is pooping in my bathroom.

you ppl dont know awkward.

Its true.